Why Yuuya Kizami Fucking Sucks

literally 3 disclaimers

this can be called a mini-collab.

no offense to anybody who is a fan of kizami, this is 30000000000000000% a joke.

ill probably trigger you in many ways.

this wont be in-depth at all, this is once again a joke and im an asshole.

but lets stop there...

no seriously. i think people dont care about disclaimers.

okay, just swipe down then.

Why Yuuya Kizami Fucking Sucks: Definitive Edition

by: ded ramirez inside and some other people that are at the end

i regret making this, yet i don’t.

i still feel awful for making this.

i added wiki pages for no reason.

ok lets actually start finally

basics

yuuya kizami is a corpse party character in the third chapter, when playing as yuka. he supposedly has a younger sister that got separated with him, which is coincidental because yuka was separated from her big brother (satoshi) as well. he is revealed to be a baddie when kizami pretty much kills his friend, kurosaki, and gets a titanic boner when he checks the bathroom after yuka says they’re “full”. it is also revealed to yuka in chapter five when she asks kizami what his sister looks like, because he managed to convince himself that yuka was his sister. we then enter a chase scene, before he gets destroyed by yoshikazu.

in book of shadows, he is kind of similar to his anime version, as in he has caught yuka, and tied her onto a dissecting table. he does weird stuff to her, like ripping her uniform, and talking about how her stomach is like jelly??????? before killing her, he feels “emotions” from his epic gamer backstory and doesn’t want to kill her all of the sudden. however, he dies right after because yoshikazu once again destroyed him.

in the anime, he appears when yuka is hiding from morishige. yuka asks for help, except instead of helping, he kills morishige. then, kizami starts talking about killing yuka before he once again gets destroyed by yoshikazu. he is then turned into an anatomical model and kills yuka because she pissed herself. now let’s actually get into the juicy stuff.

why i think kizami sucks

1. he is a stereotypical and cliched psychopath/sociopath.

he gets boners at the sight of dead bodies, there’s a chase scene with him in it, he is creepy, and he backstabs his “best friend”.

2. he gives off kinky vibes.

tying someone three years younger than you on a dissecting table and then talking about how their stomach is like jelly is a little kinky, if you ask me.

3. he lies to all of his friends just to “experiment” with them.

in book of shadows, it is revealed that kizami pretends to feel as an “experiment” because he thinks that nobody likes the true him. the experiment is to act completely normal around them only just to kill them. he even does this to his best friend, kurosaki, who have been together since they’ve been kids in elementary school.

plot-twist!!!!!!!!

i ran out of ideas, but i realized that people existed in the CPA, so i actually asked three people if they could help.

proof of me asking

the three people were pastel, candelora, and nuke greenland. let’s hear their side of the story.

pastels reason for why kizami sucks

he was a lil bad boi from the start.

people say “oHh kIzaMi + dArKeNing = bAd bOi” but that is not the case because good bois don’t kill hamsters.

candeloras reason why kizami sucks

he is a manipulative bitch.

he manipulated his friends to trust him in school and then backstabbed them when they needed him the most.

nuke greenland’s reasons why kizami sucks

• people only like him because of his looks.

• only thirsty fan girls like him.

• he has a big kink with sisters.

conclusion

kizami is a stereotypical hot-but-bad boi, that is kinky, that kills his friends and hamsters, and gets destroyed by yoshikazu too much.

the end!!!!!!!!

roll credits!!!!!!

credits

people who helped

pastel

candelora

nuke greenland

my phone charger

people who decided this

those ten people who voted for “Why Kizami Fucking Sucks”

producer

ded inside

writer

ded inside

director

ded inside

wiki creators

morishige wiki: yuka mochida

kizami wiki: demon child azu

yuka wiki: queen of despair

satoshi wiki: seiko chan

kurosaki wiki: unsatisfied rei

special thanks

nuke greenland

candelora

pastel

demon child azu

queen of despair

seiko chan

unsatisfied rei

yuka mochida

those 10 people who voted for “Why Kizami Fucking Sucks”

you

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thank you for waiting this long, and sorry if it was stupid and disappointing!!!

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