CP characters in one statement

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This is self explanatory

satoshi

im vanilla cream ice

naomi

im vanilla cream ice but with different genitals

mayu

I have a dick in my hair

sakutaro

I cheated on my crush with dead bodies and I have a boner

yuka

onii channnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

yoshiki

I’m cool

ayumi

I’m the worst character in the corpse party saga and I’m the one who caused this entire mess basically

seiko

I’m a pervert and people love me (perverts are cool)

yui

I’m a cliched good person that dies for dramatic effect